urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bscotchpuma Butterscotch Puma bscotchpuma bscotchpuma 2008-02-28T04:38:45Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bscotchpuma:1109 Prospect 22756: Shady Lady 2008-02-28T04:26:58Z 2008-02-28T04:38:45Z <br /><a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/bscotchpuma/pic/00001xa9/"><img height="240" alt="" hspace="10" width="188" align="left" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/bscotchpuma/pic/00001xa9/s320x240" /></a><strong>Gertrude Warner</strong>&nbsp;(22756)<br /><em>St. Paul, Minnesota</em><br /><br />Finances: A lifelong seamstress, Gertrude inherited her money from her husband.&nbsp;He made his fortune&nbsp;by selling kites shaped like the Alamo. He later invested his earnings in a company called Microsoft in the early 80s.<br /><br />Turn ons: Yellow, Kites, Parfait<br /><br />Estimated Gift Capacity: $500,000<br /><br />Proposed Seduction Plan: Pick up Gertrude from her retirement commuity and take her to <a href="http://www.mnhs.org/places/sites/hfs/">Historic Fort Snelling</a> where my purr engine will start roaring&nbsp;over her knowledge of 19th century mending as the&nbsp;costumed guides demonstrate this. After this amazing demonstration we'll head to the best place in town to get parfait, <a href="http://www.blacksheepcoffeecafe.com/menu.html">The Black Sheep Cafe</a>. By then I should have in my paws&nbsp;$500k.&nbsp;<strong>ROAR!</strong> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bscotchpuma:827 Butterscotch Puma Theme Song Lyrics! 2008-02-18T02:07:25Z 2008-02-18T02:07:25Z Butterscotch Puma theme song <font size="4"><b>Butterscotch Puma Theme Song </b></font><br /><br />Butterscotch Puma<br />flies through the air,<br />attracting the women<br />with the blue hair!<br /><br />Butterscotch Puma<br />with gel in his hair,<br />steals all your cash<br />but you just don't care!<br /><br />Butterscotch Pumaaaa roar...<br /><br />ROAR!<br /><br /><i>music &amp; lyrics (c) C.L.H.O. 2008<br /><br /></i>(Listen to the mp3 in the post below!)<i></i> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bscotchpuma:602 Butterscotch Puma Theme Song! 2008-02-18T01:58:55Z 2008-02-18T02:30:47Z Butterscotch Puma theme song <lj-embed id="1" /><p><br />At last, the song you've been waiting for is available as an mp3! Performed by C.L.H.O. and the Butterscotch Puma.