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Feb. 27th, 2008 @ 10:48 pm Prospect 22756: Shady Lady
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Gertrude Warner (22756)
St. Paul, Minnesota

Finances: A lifelong seamstress, Gertrude inherited her money from her husband. He made his fortune by selling kites shaped like the Alamo. He later invested his earnings in a company called Microsoft in the early 80s.

Turn ons: Yellow, Kites, Parfait

Estimated Gift Capacity: $500,000

Proposed Seduction Plan: Pick up Gertrude from her retirement commuity and take her to Historic Fort Snelling where my purr engine will start roaring over her knowledge of 19th century mending as the costumed guides demonstrate this. After this amazing demonstration we'll head to the best place in town to get parfait, The Black Sheep Cafe. By then I should have in my paws $500k. ROAR!
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Feb. 17th, 2008 @ 09:02 pm Butterscotch Puma Theme Song Lyrics!
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Butterscotch Puma Theme Song

Butterscotch Puma
flies through the air,
attracting the women
with the blue hair!

Butterscotch Puma
with gel in his hair,
steals all your cash
but you just don't care!

Butterscotch Pumaaaa roar...

ROAR!

music & lyrics (c) C.L.H.O. 2008

(Listen to the mp3 in the post below!)
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Feb. 17th, 2008 @ 08:58 pm Butterscotch Puma Theme Song!
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At last, the song you've been waiting for is available as an mp3! Performed by C.L.H.O. and the Butterscotch Puma.

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